Oprah, What Were You Thinking?!?

Seriously, Oprah? Out of all the poses you could've chosen? After all the classy, inviting cover photos you've run on your magazine before? This is the one you choose? This is the classic pose that all the trashy girls use for their prom photo, right before they sneak out behind the gym and get wasted on cheap wine coolers. The whole "butt out front" pose should be banned from society; and a powerful, respected woman such as yourself should be leading this valient cause. Instead, you decide to give the world this photo...